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Couch bag

Ugh your roommate is such a couch bag. He's always a jerk to me and never cleans up his mess!
by CertFix December 6, 2014
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Fauxche bag

someone who is such a loser, they dont evenearn cthec right to be a douche
that dude is a fauxche bag
by Mark693576 November 15, 2011
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The Gucci bag crew

A group of girls at school/work who think everyone likes them and they’re super popular. However, in reality, most people can’t stand them.
Oh heck, the Gucci bag crew is coming our way

Amber? Yeah she’s just a Gucci bag crew girl, total bitch
by Loladietrich January 10, 2022
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Reverse Wag Bag

Commiting a sexual act with a Wag Bag, deodorizer side out, as a condom in efforts to eliminate smells of painfully distasteful orifices.
"They were great, but there was some kind of infection. I had to Reverse Wag Bag them to make it tolerable."
by RealOutDoorDefs January 15, 2023
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Trick Bag

Two or more courses of action, presented as options, that all lead to failure.

Supervisors or managers will resort to this in order to deliberately cause a subordinate to fail. When the employee fails, he or she is counseled or terminated for failing the task.
Last Monday my supervisor gave me a choice of cleaning the entire assembly line in one day or inventorying everything in the warehouse in one day. I chose the inventory and could not complete it in one day so I got fired. My supervisor put me in a trick bag.
by Rob64Tampa September 23, 2020
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Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.
After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.
by Tman227 September 11, 2016
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Bag-carrier

Someone who has been promoted well above their level of competence, whose skill set and work experience is more suited to that of a lowly bag-carrier.
"Hey did you hear Yohei got promoted to chairman?"
"Wut no way, that incompetent bag-carrier?! lol"
by Market Cap May 19, 2025
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