Jack

Generally a term for a stud with a very huge schlong (10-14 inches). He is the hottest dude to walk this Earth, and would be able to steal your mother in a matter of seconds. He is very good at sticking it in Olivier's mother especially and sings "Just Dance" as he does so, pumping at the beat. He completely satisfies every women/man that he fucks but he is never gay, since he is the straightest dude you will ever meet. Also has an average of a 20 inch bicep, a 200kg bench, a 300 kg deadlift, a 300kg squat and is straight yolked.

I want Jack inside of me

by massivedickguy485 November 27, 2024

Saudi Arabian Naval Jack

The act of covering yourself in oil, masturbating, and ejaculating into your own belly button.

Sorry Dave, would love to go to the pub tonight but I'm giving myself the ol' Saudi Arabian Naval Jack.

by SANJ Appreciater November 27, 2024

Jack DeRabbie

a young african american with a ginemenasaurus bunda, capable of creating 50 kmh winds when he throws that shit back.

I ate out Jack DeRabbie

by DariusAhmad December 1, 2024

Jack Harlow

All around great artist. Super underrated. Gets unnecessary hate for a buncha bullshit. BUT:

Struggles with an identity crisis and is a piece of shit in regards to women and some other areas. His sex-symbol, heartthrob, smooth boy, lover boy, flirty persona is all BULLSHIT. He's an insecure POS. If only you bitches knew...

Person: Have you listened to "Drive Safe" by Jack Harlow? I love!
Me: Yeah, I have. It was my 13th reason why I attempted to KILL myself...
...IMMEDIATELY after I listened to it.

by UrMom'sHouse December 10, 2024

Jack Daniels

Jack Daniels is the name given to the most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse. It is an immortal omnipotent inter-dimensional creature with unlimited powers that is beyond the comprehension of all other beings in the Gigaverse. it can even defeat the mythical Tony Roma. It can take unlimited forms however its most common form is of a strange 7th grader with really bad acne who crawls around on the floor.

"Jack Daniels is so powerful not even the Bulgarian assault robot and Tony Roma combined can defeat him."

by Still water drinker December 12, 2024

Hook Nose Wambat Jack Jaw

A person or people on drugs that are talking just to hear themselves talk

Holy crap that person is Hook Nose Wambat Jack Jaw I didn't think she was ever going to shut up!

by THE REAL COOP December 14, 2024

Jack Sawyer

A person who talks a big game and runs their mouth with trash talk before and after a game, trying to mask their softness and lack of grit. Despite all the hype, a "Sawyher" can never actually beat their rivals and ends up losing every time. When they inevitably lose the big game to their daddy, they turn into a sore loser, sulking, whining, and making excuses like a crybaby.

"Yo, stop being a Jack Sawyer. You talk all that trash, but can't even beat your main rival."

"Man, #33 went full Jack Sawyer after getting curb-stomped by Michigan".

by B1G Community December 24, 2024