The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.
Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.
Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.
That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.
by anonymous February 18, 2021
Get the fart bloom timemug. when one has to display their most sensitive side to the amusement of another, causing them to giggle into their palm
by bathrubrattle July 29, 2025
Get the yabby timemug. A phrase used when a person, team or nation is not at their fullest capacity/ Peak yet and they are dominating a competitor.
Did you see how I just went 63-2 in the first round of domination? It ain’t even half time yet!
Example two: Tre flips are a warm up trick, it ain’t even half time yet 🥱
Example two: Tre flips are a warm up trick, it ain’t even half time yet 🥱
by Denied AKA Cipher March 13, 2021
Get the It ain’t even Half Timemug. Ingesting Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD), waiting for the peak, then smoking .3 g of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine (DMT).
by Kagethelette September 12, 2021
Get the Time Warpingmug. by No.1alnino February 11, 2022
Get the February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 timesmug. absolute trash show i hate this show so much its so annoying im so tired of my friend making me watch it with her.
person 1 "Hey, we should have a sleepover and watch adventure time."
person 2 "You make me contemplate death."
person 2 "You make me contemplate death."
by clownsoccer October 29, 2023
Get the adventure timemug. The show that saved Cartoon Network after they tried putting a bunch of crappy live action shows out
by Savejimmyneutronandvictorious March 12, 2022
Get the Adventure Timemug.