Dayo-nuts

A pair of testicles that have been clipped and are unusually tiny in size.
Chad: Wow! Did you see those dayo-nuts, man? They were freakin' small as hell!
Brad: What are you, gay?!
by efishies15 January 25, 2019
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Nut cluster

When you hit your balls against a desk and get very hard and you say don’t hit my cluster
I fell and hit my nut cluster and they got hard
by Willy838383 January 20, 2020
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bingle nut

A bingle nut is a person with very little knowledge of existence
you're a bingle nut
by seasnark September 29, 2022
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pimp daddy poop nuts

It's when your friend Boneless poops and it gets all over his nuts.
Dam bro that shit was pimp daddy poop nuts
by Potfather September 13, 2019
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Ghost nut

A little old man sleepin' in your bed

He nütted in the bed

The ghost nütted!

And now it's time for you to nüt to this song!
Ghost nut!
by Jsospofi April 06, 2023
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Ghost nut

When you fake an organsm to stop having bad sex with someone.
Ya bro, I totally ghost nutted he . She sucked and I had to get out of there.
by Yung Fugly December 22, 2016
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Ghost Nut

When you nut so hard that your soul leaves out of your body.
First time that has ever happened is a Scandanavian man from Sweden found an invisible man not only sleeping in his bed, but the ghost nutted in his bed, where now it's time for the scandanavian man to nut to this song.

To perform a ghost nut, you have to firmly grasp the tender of your meat and START STROKING IT FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF SOUND, and when due time, you will feel a tingly sensation as your meat starts to glow a bright light. After that, you have finally committed a Ghost Nut where your soul leaves from your body, as you have become what you have done, Ghost Nut.
Person 1: "Hey, you wanna have a sausage fest and nut to two men kissing?"
Person 2: "Nah bruv, I just made a ghost nut, but fukkit, I'll do it anyways!"
by NathanDarksonTHL December 07, 2022
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