Monkey Cooties

See 28 Days Later

"I can't believe that priest has Monkey Cooties."

by LoganberryOnUrbanDictionary June 17, 2025

on monkey

going bit mental/crazy but stood on business

“He drives like he’s on monkey”

“He’s ugly, but he’s on monkey”

by on monkey April 5, 2024

Gorilla Monkey Shit

Used By Ichijou Ririka
Use it like an Oji-san would!

“Whoa Kanade that is some Gorilla Monkey Shit!”

by Hoeh? April 10, 2024

a monkey

A term for £500 English pounds or an amount equal to £500 pounds

Got a monkey on my feet like it’s common sense - J Hus (He’s wearing shoes that cost £500)

by Noysey Voysey April 15, 2024

Monkey one time

When you bet the house on black or red and it hits

-Matt monkey monkey monkey ( roulette table lands on black) monkey one time!!!

by Da dawg April 18, 2024

Soul Monkey

A soul reaper in the game type://soul

DIRTY SOUL MONKEY

by Temiloluwa Fadahunsi April 19, 2024

Constipated Sea monkey

The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.

Cody enjoys giving Constipated Sea Monkeys.

by Sdoovan April 20, 2024