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the day after next

A day in the future that can never come; usually used to put off a request frrom someone for action.
Mom - I have been asking you to clean that funky room for weeks. When are you gonna do it?

Offspring - I had planned to do it, like, the day after next.
by Chizz October 11, 2004
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Kick a Kara Day

October 22 is national kick a kara day. If you know a kara, make sure to give them a hard kick!
Today is October 22nd, kick a kara day!
by ilovekarasherlock101 October 21, 2019
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as gay as the day is long

Its a quote from Friend TV Show season 9 Episode 17. Where Ross made fun of Chandler as a joke.
by Anjing Faceless September 6, 2018
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National fortnite day

The day in which Fortnite is the only game anyone can play for 24 hours and if any other games are played within these 24 hours, your balls will be run over by Frank Moos.

National Fortnite Day is the coolest day of the year because Fortnite is my favorite game!
by Fiskefilet69 April 2, 2022
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International Babyfur Day

On November 8th, 2022, Twitter saw an exorbitant increase in ABDL/Babyfur related content, as many in the community started going public.
Babyfur: “Hey, how are you enjoying the holiday?”
Furry: “Oh, I don’t really consider voting day a holiday.”
Babyfur: “Clearly, you don’t know about International Babyfur Day. Here, take a diaper.”
*furry turns into babyfur*
by hammycheese November 8, 2022
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singles market day

Valentines day, not everyone celebrates valentines day because they might not be in a relationship or thinking about being in one. Dont worry, help is here. It is called Singles Market day. This day is to be celebrated the day after valentines. Simply because there will be tons of people being dumped on valentines or just before valentines. How do we celebrate it, you ask. Simple, we do what we like because we're single. Flirt with who you like and if you're lucky enough, fuck who you like. Now lets celebrate.
Bob: damn, i hate valentines day.

Dave: forget valentines day, its all about singles market day Bob.

Bob: singles market day??

Dave: yep, its where you live the life of a single man/woman in that day. so go flirt and fuck any chick you like my friend.

Bob: sweet, why didnt anyone tell me this before ha.
by Mr Sunny February 14, 2009
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Singles' Awareness Day

see Valentine's Day. Also known as S.A.D., Singles' Awareness Day is how perpetually single people refer to Valentine's Day.
As Jenny began to notice conversation hearts and sickening mushy cards gracing the shelves of retail stores, she knew that Singles' Awareness Day was coming up.
by Yelsie December 31, 2010
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