watermelon nuts

A metaphorical condition attained when chasing a prospective partner for a long time.

Is commonly used interchangeably with the term blue balls.

Example: "Tom has been chasing that Marsha for a while now. That ass has his nuts grown like watermelons!"
"Dude had the watermelon nuts after that Stacey put their relationship on hold."

by DanteJefferson2999 November 27, 2016

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Nut baby

A baby born to the kind of family that is commonly described as trailer trash or ghetto. A child of severely dysfunctional (often very young) parents, often with too many siblings, no proper home life, violence, drug abuse, no aspirations to a better life, too many appearances on daytime talk shows. Meant as a humorous term for an obviously serious problem, baby is not a nut until enough time has passed to inherit parent's nuttiness. Plural form used by talk show host Frosty Stillwell on January 23, 2014, during his show as broadcast on 910 radio in San Francisco.

I saw another crazy couple, with a baby, might as well call it a nut baby. Those nut jobs out there keep on turning out more nut babies, out-reproducing us sane folk. Pretty soon we'll be up to our asses in nut babies.

by Mercurywoodrose January 23, 2014

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Nut

A nut is a fruit consisting of a hard or tough nutshell protecting a kernel which is usually edible. In general usage and in a culinary sense, a wide variety of dry seeds are called nuts, but in a botanical context "nut" implies that the shell does not open to release the seed (indehiscent).

Most seeds come from fruits that naturally free themselves from the shell, but this is not the case in nuts such as hazelnuts, chestnuts, and acorns, which have hard shell walls and originate from a compound ovary. The general and original usage of the term is less restrictive, and many nuts (in the culinary sense), such as almonds, pistachios, and Brazil nuts,1 are not nuts in a botanical sense. Common usage of the term often refers to any hard-walled, edible kernel as a nut.2 Nuts are an energy-dense and nutrient-rich food source.3

person one: i got some nuts like pecan nuts do you want some
Person 2: yep

by sklorgle defentitons May 26, 2024

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Flex nuts

While often used derogatorily against others as an accusation of hyper masculine overcompensation, when used in the first person it indicates a willingness to forcibly overcome an overwhelming challenge or highly favored opponent through the use of ones ego.

Mike always trying to flex nuts around school but nobody scared.

Don't matter how many friends you bring, your whole little Gaggle of followers can eat shit. I flex nuts son. Come at me.

by Joshamaphone July 29, 2023

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