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Chocolate Covered Nuts

When a guy forces both balls into a girls gaping asshole, and twirls them around until they are painfully ejected
Bro did you see the Reddit video of the girl giving the guy some chocolate covered nuts?
by sprite-spewer September 8, 2021
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Nut Guardians

If one was born in No Nut November or Destroy Dick December they can or cannot particpate in the month they were born in, making them the people who force others to particapate. Mostly likely they will say Beat Your Dick.
Jack: Hey guess what's today
Tom: Oh no its december 9th
Jack: *cocks shotgun* BEAT YOUR DICK
Tom: *cries* why do you have to be the nut guardian?
Jack: Because its my birthday so now BEAT YOUR DICK
Nut God: The nut guardians must make sure you pass your test
by NONUTTINGBITCH October 31, 2019
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Theoretical Nut Grace Period

The 1-hour period from at 1:00 to 2:00 AM on the second Monday of November where daylight saving will revert the time to 1:00, thus nullifying any failure of No Nut November during the period.
Your honor, that one didn’t count since it was during the theoretical nut grace period.
by TheBeato November 5, 2023
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Bust a Nut

The term bust a nut is a slang term referring to the action of ejaculation.
L : "I'm about to bust a nut"
H : "bro too much information"
by Тимофей March 24, 2023
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nut sniffer

When a dude sniffs his or someone else's nuts, this can be only described by the gods.
Did you see that guy, he must be a nut sniffer.
by ironnnnnnnnnnnnn April 20, 2021
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wonderland nuts

Experienced by men, younger and older, who have sever ball chafe, either from swimming or sweating and walking. AKA Wonderland nuts. First experienced when going to a water park rides at Canada's wonderland and not changing shorts but walking around all day, and have sever chafing of the balls.
dude this hike we have to stop, I got wonderland nuts. they fucking hurt.
by sed8ted/ontario/can November 23, 2019
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pre nut cloudiness

Unbridled and dishonest feelings of pre orgasm
*thrusting* "i love you" (he doesn't actually mean that)

"He told me he loved me while inside of me... he just had pre nut cloudiness"
by coinedprenutcloudiness February 20, 2025
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