shart nation

A peculiar Instagram page revolving around the shitty mistakes people have made in Vermillion, South Dakota. Should this shitshow of an Instagram page be put down as well as its owner, Joey Thompson, probably.

Joey should change Shart Nation to Shartstool USD!

by PeculiarCoyote November 3, 2021

National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day

Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.

Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-

by Dahoodgrill123 November 4, 2021

National horny day

On this day you can be extremely horny with someone.

Hey bro, it's national horny day, let's go to my house tonight

by Koaaa November 4, 2021

national denim day

The day everyone wears denim.

Person: bro why are you wearing denim?
You: it’s national denim day dumbass

by AntisemiticJew November 5, 2021

One Nation

A great minor political party who stands up for our rights and freedom, and they truely like Australia like UAP, Liberal democrats and much more

Who are you voting for?
I am voting for One Nation, they truely care about Australia unlike the Labor or greens party.

by G'day:) November 5, 2021

National beat anyone day

why do we need to beat furrys when we could be beating everyone like black people, white people and so on. everyone needs to be hurt cause funy.

National beat anyone day is good idea :

by Bigmanfrankee November 7, 2021

National ask your crush out day

On November 19th ask out your crush nervous or scared no matter what ask your crush out on November 19th “ Hey (Name) I like you and I just wanted to know if you want to go out (him/her) umm Yes/No”

National ask your crush out day means you should ask your crush out.

by Samanthamona200 November 7, 2021