Cunt Umbrella

1. A shallow silicone cup inserted into the vagina to prevent pregnancy.

2. An insult to demean lesser males.

1. "Ey yo bitch! I wanna get freaky. You rockin' yo Cunt Umbrella??"

2. "Zac was being a fucking Cunt Umbrella"

by Zabuckeo January 6, 2014

Colchester Cunt

Somebody from Colchester, who is an arsehole and has noncy tenancies

Person a: "Oh, we have a new staff member have you met him?"
Person b:"oh Alex Davies? He's such a Colchester cunt!"

by Paul root August 10, 2025

Cunt

Cunt is a slang australian word for Friend, a cunt, the car, the mower, the whipper snipper, the tinny, the female reproductive system also know as a pussy or the vegmite, Vegemite, your dog, your cat, food, a dickhead in his VL Commo, Ya mother, ya father, ya auntie, {Mr Burke}, a fuck head, Etc

come ear cunt ill stab ya.
oi cunt.
What a mad cunt.
Hes a funny cunt.
Fuck off cunt.
Watch where ya driven ya fucken dog cunt.
Where the fucken cunt.
The bloody cunt won't start.
Fuck off cunt.
out the back cunt I'm off to work.

by 𝔸ҍ𝔞𝒹∂ᴏη May 2, 2019

Bloody Cunt Muncher

Someone who frequently eat a lot of period blood off the female flower. I short a version of this would be a real man.

Man 1: Your a bloody cunt muncher
Man 2: Because I’m a real man and I did t with your mum last night nigga

by Mr Wet Pickle likes to Fiddle July 7, 2018

mc nasty cunt

A females/women gentiles being super nasty, but some what edible.

Yuck tyrone you have some hair in your gums did you eat tashas mc nasty cunt.

by Cum gums August 5, 2017

Cunt Doodle

A girl named shannon that would rather text than pick up her phone

That cunt doodle made me mad.

by Nauserous October 15, 2016

damp cunt

When someone can find there own hookups at a pub

Wow look at that damp cunt he has kept to himself all night

by Duckseed April 11, 2017