Whateeeevverrrrrrr

The continuous reassurance one gives in order to help someone realize that nothing in life really matters.

Bro she hates me…. Whateeeevverrrrrrr
Bro I’m so mad at him….. Whateeeevverrrrrrr
My dog got ran over …… Whateeeevverrrrrrr

by Marques Brownlee 69 March 7, 2024

OR WHATEVA

A term used to gloat in the highest matter while trying to portray it as subtle.

"I smashed a girl last night OR WHATEVA"

by donnnnnnnnnnnnnnn April 27, 2022

that's what eve said

1. said to a woman when she announces something ironic right before something drastic occurs

*common in bad scary movies

2. referring to eve from genesis. it is play off the saying "that's what she said" but for the modern age catastrophe

being with a friend and she says "I wonder what herpes looks like", I reply "that's what eve said" then bam two weeks later she has herpes.

That bitch that said, "I wonder what happens when we eat these apples..", and we get kicked out of the garden of eden type of shit..

by KaptainKid March 13, 2012

Gucci with whatev

It's a double slang, meaning "I'm good with whatever"
(Gucci means good, Whatev or Whatevs means whatever)

"You wanna go to the movies later?"
"Gucci with whatev, dude."

by sonic12576 August 3, 2016