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Wtf are you talking about?

People who say "wtf are you talking about?" are complete idiots with an IQ of 50 who have zero business engaging into a conversation that they can't comprehend and that people who say "wtf are you talking about?" or "what are you on about?" must go back to 2nd grade.
Person A: Teaches Math 55
Person B: Took a nap during class
Person A: Wake up person B! Do you have an idea of what we are currently discussing?
Person B: Huh?! Wtf are you talking about?

Person A: Yeah, like I thought we were discussing the discrete probability theory so pay attention next time and I definitely you are going to get an E in this class for sure.
by X1 Gen KaneShiroX December 6, 2023
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WTF

Generally used as 'what the fuck', but your mom comprehends it as 'Well thats fantastic'
Me: Mom, Grandma's surgery was successful
Mom: WTF
by british guvnah October 3, 2020
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wtf

abbreviation for 'what the fuck'. Pronounced "Double-you-tee-eff". Could also be abbreviated for Who, where, why, when.
1. Bob: Hey, Joe
Jill: Wtf, no I'm Jill

2. Gorilla: *punches chimpanzee*
Chimpanzee: Wtf was that for?
Person: Wtf!

3. *Billy runs home to find his house got robbed* WTF DID THAT? (Who)

4. *Plane flies off* Fred: *missed plane* WTF did that plane take off without me? (when or why)
by WTF411 January 5, 2014
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Binge WTF

When you fall asleep while binge watching a show and wake up completely lost about what is happening.
While watching Picard in my comfy chair, I binge WTFed myself again.
by Balauk May 13, 2022
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Wtf

Wtf are you doing???
by Lala2881 December 18, 2017
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WTF

JACK WTF FOR VOULME OF A SPHERE!
by LALDUTH January 24, 2018
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WTF

Short for “What The Fu**”
by Α January 24, 2022
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