TOD (Twilight Obsession Disease) 

A cultural spreading of an obsessive sickness (which usually strikes young girls or middle-aged mothers) that centers around the Twilight Saga created by Stephenie Meyer. With enough personal self-control, it is possible to heal, but some are forever succumbed and lost. TOD can relate to both the book characters and the portraying actors of the series.

For best possible chances of curing a TOD sufferer, make sure they stay away from all Twilight related merchandise and actors.

Normal friend - Are you alright? You didn't call me yesterday.
TOD sufferer - Sorry, I was reading Breaking Dawn again and I noticed something that was so weird because I hadn't ...
Normal friend - (runs away screaming) She's infected with TOD! Quick, everybody, run!

Fake Doctor Example:
Doctor - I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. You have been diagnosed with TOD (Twilight Obsession Disease).
Patient - So?
Doctor - It's worse than I thought.

TOD (Twilight Obsession Disease) by DiseaseControl March 30, 2010

Harry Potter WINS over Twilight Chart Rules 

It's said that after years of years of getting into Harry Potter thanks to someone else, there comes a time in every HP fan's time that they are ready to see this Chart

Wormtail>Cedric = Wormtail klled Cedric
Voldemort (Gave Wormtail's hand)> Wormtail
Harry>Voldemort.

Using an awesome method by some smart dude, this refers that not only does Harry Potter PWN a premature little Vampire, but 4 times

Therefore, Harry Potter is 4x better than Twilight.
Suck it Vampires

The Harry Potter WINS over Twilight Chart Rules!

Harry Potter WINS over Twilight Chart Rules by PunkyHearts August 7, 2011

My Life Is Twilight 

A website that is a ripoff version of MLIA and FML. On this website, there are a group of freaks that are insanely obsessed with Twilight. Some of those people need mental help.

My Life Is Twilight sucks.

My Life Is Twilight by MLIA reader95 April 21, 2010

my life is twilight 

(1) a group of twilight obsessed people who want to post twilight related information anonymously to the world.
(2) a web site similar to MLIA FML and MLIG consisting of girls age 10-15 discussing their love of a wolf or a 108 year old virgin who sparkles (both fictional)

god she is such a twihard she has my life is twilight as her home page.

my life is twilight by myhavecokkie January 10, 2010

harry potter vs twilight 

the act of pissing off harry potter fans by saying twilight is better than harry potter and giving illegible or very stupid reasons.(for trolling purposes)

troll:lmao harry potter is so stupid its about a stupid asshole.twilight is so much better.
harry potter fan:and how exactly is it better than the best selling and my personal favorite book.
troll:it has vampires and sparkles.need i say more.
harry potter fan:are you retarded
(harry potter vs twilight)

harry potter vs twilight by semi456 November 27, 2010

Zelda Twilight Princess 

Directed by Shigeru Miyamoto,this is the newest game in the Zelda series, it will be on the Gamecube and the Wii.
The given storyline so far is that the village chief from Link's town selects him to go to a ceremony for him.On the way there an "accident" happens, and Link is captured and gets in a Twilight Realm.Here he meets Midna, a strange creature that has some cell shading, made popular in Wind Waker.Midna rides on Link's back, as he has become a wolf in the Twilight Realm.
At first the Twilight Realm was supposed to be a dark. gloomy area.
But a recent redesign has changed it to be a colorful blend, thats a mix and it is murky.
The Wii version has slightly enhanced graphics, and it takes full control of the innovative Wii controller.It also brings back the popular fishing game made popular in Zelda The Ocarina of Time.
Nintendo has said this will be the best Zelda game to date.This is why many are inticipating it, due to how outstanding Ocarina of Time was.
Many videos have been realesed since the first video in 2004, where everyone was surprised.
Link also has a new style of clothing, which he uses in Super Smash Brothers:Brawl. Epona stays, and now there is horseback action, so you can attack from your horse.

Person 1: Can't wait for Zelda Twilight Princess!
Person 2:Wii or Gamecube one!
Person 2: Freaking both man!!

Zelda Twilight Princess by TheMagic August 13, 2006

digging twilight 

picking your nose.

I looked over to the car stopped next to me at the light, and this hot babe was digging twilight!

digging twilight by JaJeff March 24, 2009