tuscadero taco

When a member of the band Tuscadero shits in your "taco"

Like last October when the bass player was banging my sister, and then gave her a tuscadero taco

by MadDog3030 April 05, 2011

foosh taco

when you scape to meat out of a taco and put it in a girls vagina, then fuck her, then take the meat and put it back in the taco and eat it with her.

man , last night me and my girl pout together a foosh taco

by humm dinger July 19, 2010

taco punch

An effective means of fighting a non-male; this involves puching a non-male directly in the vagina aka (taco)

Dude I was totally geting my ass kicked my Amanda untill i taco punched her. now all thats left is smoldering tampon.

by EL Markster February 10, 2011

Taco Slunt

Derogatory slang for a lesbian who is being a slutty cunt.

Man, Jessica is being a real taco slunt today!

by Booz Allen's Hamiltons November 01, 2010

Salsa Taco

When a male has sex with a barely legal girl while on her period.

Babe I know it is not a good time, but please give me a Salsa Taco!

Dude, i total pick up this little Lolita, but little did I know I was getting myself into some sloppy Salsa Taco.

by mother fucking jean October 21, 2007

Taco Jack

An amazing creation from the Value Menu at Jack In The Box. You start with Breakfast Jack and the 2 Regular Tacos, each 99 cents. You split the Breakfast Jack between the ham and the egg and insert one of the tacos, adding taco sauce if necessary. Slap the Bfast Jack back together and enjoy that tasty 'wich!

Greg: Breakfast time!

Friend: Is that-did you put a taco in a breakfast sandwich?

Greg: Fool, this is a Taco Jack...get outta my face!

by CalCoast Greg, Ventura CA February 13, 2011

Taco Booty

The state of ones anus after eating Taco Bell™. Also refers to anal sex after having Taco Bell™.

Me and my hoe had Taco Bell™ and fucked later. She had mad Taco Booty.

by Kinky_Kaptain August 31, 2015