Schrodingers stoner

A person that is always in a state of superposition in which he is either about to smoke, currently smoking or just finished smoking. Until you ask you must assume that they is all 3 at the same time
Once you smoke more than an oz a week one achieves the status of Schrodingers Stoner
by El papi 305 January 12, 2022
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Stoner ballet

A rare occurrence, no photos or videos allowed, this is a sacred event, when everyone in a small group is stoned and slow individual dancing occurs.
We have entered the stoner ballet, no phones allowed!
by Erin_Dreales June 22, 2023
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Stoners eve

On Dec 31 when the ball drops you start smoking pot in a circle trying to say happy new year while exhaling smoke.

great time to share your Stoner resolutions with your friends
everyone was coughing and laughing that we almost missed the ball dropping on T.V. lucky we turn up the volume and sparked another bowl. Happy Stoners eve
by zachwarhawk December 04, 2010
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Resident Stoner

A person who smokes marijuana all day, plays video games all day, and have a long hair or in the process of growing one. Has a vast knowledge of marijuana strains that exist under the sun.
Damn bro from a chad you transformed into a full blown resident stoner
by TheProph3t January 10, 2021
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Secret stoner

someone who you would never expect to smoke but does, and keeps their secret habit to themselves
Person 1: you know that quiet girl in math class?

Person 2: yeah she looks like she’d be a secret stoner
Person 1: yeah she seems too good and her vsco is dum edgy
by va11eyofdo11s December 08, 2018
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Stowaway Stoner

A person who smokes weed regularly but, instead of getting weed from their own dealer, stows away in large groups of people (usually acquaintances, friends-of-friends, etc.) in an effort to score a free toke or two without having to go through the legwork of acquiring their own marijuana.
Person 1:
"That girl over there totally just tagged along to mooch weed off of us. We hardly even know her..."

Person 2:
"Yea, I know. She's such a stowaway stoner."
by slickrick69 June 22, 2015
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Stoner's Lap

1. When the smoker has been sitting while smoking and has accidentaly tipped ash upon their jeans. It is most prominent among cannabis smokers, hence the phrase "Stoner's Lap".

2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.
Smoker 1: Hey man what's up?

Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.

Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.

Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.

Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.
by JollySmoker July 26, 2010
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