Unicorn Sighting

A unicorn sighting is something magical that happens or is witnessed, that is otherwise indescribable. Usually it is a so-bad-that-it's-good type of situation or circumstance that is witnessed.

"Hey, I just saw a clown walk up to a bar and try to order a 5 dollar drink with pennies, and it's 2 in the afternoon. That's like, I don't even know."

"I think you just had a unicorn sighting."

by minime1114 May 25, 2011

Gangsta Unicorns

Unicorns that are defined as Gangster. Normally seen with lots of swagga. Amazing rappers. Yet their still rainbow.

-Ohhh snap, did you see those unicorns? He had alot of swagga!
-Ya, that was a gang of Gangsta Unicorns.

by Mizz Gangsta Unicornz July 7, 2011

Rainbow Unicorn

When a “spit roast” occurs between three males on a float during a gay pride parade. One of the upright males proceeds to hold up their arms during the sexual act. The popular dance “YMCA” is the performed by the upright male before everyone finishes as a group.

Would you like to “rainbow unicorn” with Bruce and I at the parade today?

by Glow Hughes September 8, 2020

Unicorn Milk

Unicorn milk is a cure all for white people. It is like Robitussin for black people.

It cures headaches, anxiety, wounds, amputated limbs, etc. etc. etc.

Many people have (incorrectly) associated it with ejaculate. This is incorrect.

My finger was chopped off in a paper snowflake accident so I poured unicorn milk over the nub and the finger grew back

by YesMan1111 March 9, 2011

Golden Unicorn

True natural blonde with a full 70's bush.

You know what I haven't seen lately in this time of shaved labias?

I need to find me a Golden Unicorn to complete my journey!

by JuicedFrank October 14, 2011

unicorn boyfriend

A man that is so genuine and gives you all the feels, he must be to good to be real.

Friend #1: He is great, kind, handsome, motivated,

and wants the best for me.

Friend #2: Looks like you found a unicorn boyfriend.

by Terrorsuit January 11, 2017

Angry Unicorn

When you freeze your dick and tape it to your head and go around town stabbing people with it

i was so mad yesterday, i wanted to angry unicorn everybody

by Shishujohnny April 26, 2012