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Ultimate primal bourbon coon

An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.
as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
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Ultimate Dick Annihilator

A woman with an unstoppable pussy. She intends on milking every man she meets of every last drop of sperm they have. She’s adept at fucking people so hard, relentlessly and so wildly that they won’t be able to walk or Jack off for weeks or maybe even months. She could shove the biggest watermelon out there and take it out skinnier then Goku’s power pole. Her pussy is so hot and warm that it feels like she’ll melt your dick right off but at the same time it’s so hard and squeezes so tight that it feels like someone with the strength of 1000 Gorillas is stroking you dick and it’s about to fall out.
“My dude, why are you in a wheel chair?”
“Oh yeah i fucked an ultimate dick Annihilator last night so I won’t be able to do much for a while”
by Stop That Rn January 16, 2021
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Ultimate Dispossession

Def 1. Loss of life coupled with a total loss or surrender of property.

Def 2. Same as above with an understanding that from certain perspectives, the lost or surrendered "property" includes our human bodies.
1. Last evening my grandfather experienced the ultimate dispossession, death.

2. When he died and was composted, my grandfather gave up all his earthly possessions including his body. His spirit, or soul if you like, lives on with his progeny.
by Newburyport Lawyer October 20, 2023
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Ultimate Football

A game football game but can be played with other sports equipment. Players pass to each other until one team has passed the ball to the end zone of the other team.
Hey, do you want to play some ultimate football? I got a bean bag!
by booksandtea June 16, 2017
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giga ultimate fat saif

fattest of fat people will kill you. if he farts. also he will eat your fridge at exactly 3:00 AM
that giga ultimate fat saif just nuked the world with his fart!! Run!
by perf9009 November 11, 2022
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Ultimate Golden shower

The act of peeing in your lovers butt, then laying on the bed while they stand over you and spray your piss all over your face! It's the Unlimate Golden shower!
"I hope you're into some freaky shit because tonight you're giving me the Ultimate Golden Shower!"
by Mr. DIRTY MURK April 2, 2019
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The Ultimate Betrayal

When you dog drinks your Shirley temple as you go to get him/her a treat from the kitchen.
I can't Believe Aspen drank my Shirley temple as I was going to get him a Beggin Strip, that's the Ultimate Betrayal!
by TheLoaners October 17, 2023
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