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London

A pigeon infested hellscape where people think you are posh, drink tea and eat crumpets all day with your pinky sticking out like the fucking queen when in reality it’s just as fucked up as any other place you could think of. Probably worse. Too much fucking rain and pigeon shit everywhere. We are all just stupid fucking tiktokers who go to rubbish high schools and act like chavs all fucking day long. Just because we live in the same city as the queen, doesn’t mean we are all posh. We block tubes and bridges for climate change protests and pollution. We complain about the weather weather it’s hot or cold or raining or snowing or cloudy or pigeons are falling from the sky. It doesn’t matter. WE ARE NOT POSH.
American friend: “oh my gawd you live in London! Have you met the queen? What do crumpets and tea taste like? You’re so posh!

London chav:“I have no fucking clue.”
by nugget.hates.life November 8, 2019
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London

Smart, handsome and strong. But also has a very gullible heart and gets hurt because off how friendly he can be. Don’t ever piss him off or you will be deathened.
Wow that guy is sexy I bet he is a London.
by Londo. June 9, 2022
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London

A girl who try to find her name on those little magnets at store but never can. Ok the real definition of London is has a little bit of sassy ness. She can be nice is she want but only if you’re nice to her and if she your girl or best friend keep her gonna back up in fights or give you so much love u won’t be able to handle it
That’s my girl London
by Lonbreezy October 19, 2019
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little london

A hard ass area in Leeds with bare mandem nice area for messing about and doing knock a door run
Oi u man let’s go splash some ops in little London,I‘be got bare man
by Leeds September 29, 2020
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balmond london

A species of cookies that will come into ur mind if u're into mobile legends and Eid Mubarak.
I gotta use Balmond London as my username of MLBB.
by pseudophyle September 27, 2023
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London Town

London Town :
(famous album by wings, the band created by Paul McCartney in 72)
Today is a bit rainy day I want to listen to London Town
by London Town November 22, 2021
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