Thanks Mike

When you friend dies and screws you over, leaving you holding the bag.

“Thanks Mike, appreciate cha” Meghan says to Ricky.

by MamaNasty April 5, 2023

Thank God for a Good Ol' Fashion Snuff Film

The way one would depict how it is to live in a shady, at best, cornfield town in Central Illinois

Living in Effingham County is like saying thank god for a good ol' fashion snuff film

by [e-mail] February 2, 2023

Thank you, very cool

When used with a screenname, a good way to point out a probable troll. Especially useful in a long comment war, when you can see that people are taking things way more seriously than they were probably intended.

Thank you, Cirke, very cool

Thank you, MasterBaiter, very cool

Thank you, NotAFed, very cool

Thank you, very cool, YoMamma

by RecoveringKaren June 20, 2023

Thank you, John Lennon

It's pretty simple. I say this sometimes. He was not a perfect human, but he's brought me joy many times, He just did it again.

As Jenny was learning how to play the guitar, she knew that "Across the Universe" was something she wanted to know. When she got to the second chorus she began to weep at the sheer beauty of how "nothing's gonna change her world." She set her guitar down and declared, "Thank you, John Lennon."

by von groovy August 12, 2024

thank spandex

"thank spandex" is an expression to be used instead of "thank god". This shouldnt need to be explained because obviously spandex fixes everything and is a solution to almost every problem

"what a terrible day, good thing its almost over"

"Yea! thank spandex!"

by AlexaSycamore June 5, 2009

No Thanks

A phrase used in most crappy modern mobile games, such as the following: Hyper Drift, Drive to Evolve, Hole.io, Agar.io among others. The word is used in a way like this: You finished a level of a game, and you earn cash. The game then suggests the player to watch an ad in order to double their cash, and under it, is a text that says "No Thanks". If you click the ad button, you watch an ad and get to double your earnings. If you however pick the opposite, you get to keep the winnings in their original amount. The phrase is way too overused and honestly, it ticks me off EVERY time it appears in some sort of a mobile game made by Voodoo, Playgendary, Boombit, Playrix, etc.

Watch a video/ad to double your earnings - No Thanks
Watch a video/ad to unlock (insert item here) - No Thanks

by JanTheAnimatorOfficial August 8, 2022

A Thank You To Go Fuck Yourself To You Thank A

A Thank You To Go Fuck Yourself To You Thank A

A Thank You To Go Fuck Yourself To You Thank A

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025