closet teen

A person - especially male - who is beyond their teen/college years in age yet still has the mindset and interests of a teenager, but who must pass themselves off as a mature, responsible person in order to fit into society.

The reason weed and boobs have the most slang terms for them is because the people who mostly come up with slang terms are teenage boys and closet teens.

by insideout1 December 12, 2012

Teen riots

Boys and Girls next door so full of angst.

Don't call him/her a boy/girl next door to his/her face, you will cause teen riots that way.

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023

Teen

Normally of the color purple and pink when on a poster or writing. An individual who behaves with rude attitude and with an inclination to rebel against the older, wiser community. When in trouble, they turn into their over-protective parents or Snapchat and are likely to have a pj party with their girls, equipped with flashlights and maybe a hidden bottle of champaign. The party involves crying, pillow fighting, getting "drunk", and dancing with each other and maybe some potential licking.

Yo man, ya boy/wing man Ryan from The Ranch. Good meeting you tonight sir. How'd it go? I ended up being cock-blocked by a bunch of teens. Let me know when you roll out next.

by kingpablo May 7, 2018

gina teen

some name this irish guy i was talking to said to me when he was drunk

i’m joy in

not ok

gina teen

by toothlessgaglessthroatfuck November 6, 2021

Teen Girl

Someone who is not allowed to like anything or have opinions. Invalid.

Person 1: See that teen girl?
Person 2: I heard she’s into Harry Potter imagine liking that.
Person 1: Ew. Wanna go play GTA 5?
Person 2: Nah your teen sister always ruins it.

by sooodone December 13, 2021

Teen Programmer

Programmers starting their careers too early. Always fits with the narrative that teens always have BO.

Friend 1: "Oh wait, you're a teen programmer?"
Teen Programmer: "Yeah?"
Friend 1: "No wonder you smell like shit"

by Hydrogen Goose September 18, 2020

terrible teens

The phase teens go through when they are absolutely awful to be around. Eye-rolling, door-slamming, "I hate you," and "You're so stupid," are all symptoms of this untreatable disease.

Oh please, you're just going through your terrible teens. Years from now, after years of intensive therapy, you'll realize I was the best parent I could be.

by chateaudebelves September 20, 2016