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shaggy taco

A very hairy un-shaven vaginal area.
Man homeboy I loved it. When Lady Gaga took her panties off she revealed that she had a shaggy taco. I love oldschool un-shaven poontang so when I began to make love to her I cummed in 20 seconds because I was sooooo horn dawg. The second my erectile touched her pussy lips I cummed. Luckily she gave me a second chance though. I didnt cum for 25 minutes the next time I shagged that Shaggy taco between Gaga's legs.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017
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Salsa Taco

When a male has sex with a barely legal girl while on her period.
Babe I know it is not a good time, but please give me a Salsa Taco!

Dude, i total pick up this little Lolita, but little did I know I was getting myself into some sloppy Salsa Taco.
by mother fucking jean November 7, 2007
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Taco Slunt

Derogatory slang for a lesbian who is being a slutty cunt.
Man, Jessica is being a real taco slunt today!
by Booz Allen's Hamiltons November 1, 2010
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Taco Fiesta

The opposite of a sausage fest. When there are mainly only girls at a party.
Bro get over here right now. This party is hoppin. It's one hot Taco Fiesta.
by JWSZ August 8, 2009
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Crashing Tacos

The act of lesbians making love / Bumping fuzzies!
Damn..Did you see Jo and Steph Crashing Tacos?!?!
by Brown Sauce January 22, 2011
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Taco Bowel

Another name got the fast food chain restaurant "Taco Bell" it got the name "taco bowel" for what happens 20 minutes later in the Macy's restroom.
*two guys walk into the food court*

Guy 1: where are you goin for lunch?

Guy 2: Taco Bell in this muhfuckaaa!
Guy 1: You mean Taco Bowel?

*20 minutes later in department store*
Guy 2: I gotta go take the Browns to the Superbowl.
Guy 1: Taco bowel in this muhfuckaaa!
by GHUBZ July 12, 2012
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taco punch

An effective means of fighting a non-male; this involves puching a non-male directly in the vagina aka (taco)
Dude I was totally geting my ass kicked my Amanda untill i taco punched her. now all thats left is smoldering tampon.
by EL Markster February 27, 2011
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