tuscadero taco

When a member of the band Tuscadero shits in your "taco"

Like last October when the bass player was banging my sister, and then gave her a tuscadero taco

by MadDog3030 April 22, 2011

Taco Fiesta

The opposite of a sausage fest. When there are mainly only girls at a party.

Bro get over here right now. This party is hoppin. It's one hot Taco Fiesta.

by JWSZ August 8, 2009

shaggy taco

A very hairy un-shaven vaginal area.

Man homeboy I loved it. When Lady Gaga took her panties off she revealed that she had a shaggy taco. I love oldschool un-shaven poontang so when I began to make love to her I cummed in 20 seconds because I was sooooo horn dawg. The second my erectile touched her pussy lips I cummed. Luckily she gave me a second chance though. I didnt cum for 25 minutes the next time I shagged that Shaggy taco between Gaga's legs.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017

Taco Slunt

Derogatory slang for a lesbian who is being a slutty cunt.

Man, Jessica is being a real taco slunt today!

by Booz Allen's Hamiltons November 1, 2010

Crashing Tacos

The act of lesbians making love / Bumping fuzzies!

Damn..Did you see Jo and Steph Crashing Tacos?!?!

by Brown Sauce January 22, 2011

Salsa Taco

When a male has sex with a barely legal girl while on her period.

Babe I know it is not a good time, but please give me a Salsa Taco!

Dude, i total pick up this little Lolita, but little did I know I was getting myself into some sloppy Salsa Taco.

by mother fucking jean November 7, 2007

Taco Bowel

Another name got the fast food chain restaurant "Taco Bell" it got the name "taco bowel" for what happens 20 minutes later in the Macy's restroom.

*two guys walk into the food court*

Guy 1: where are you goin for lunch?

Guy 2: Taco Bell in this muhfuckaaa!
Guy 1: You mean Taco Bowel?

*20 minutes later in department store*
Guy 2: I gotta go take the Browns to the Superbowl.
Guy 1: Taco bowel in this muhfuckaaa!

by GHUBZ July 12, 2012