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Pullin' A stoner

When someone does something that is completely embarassing and scum-like. An act that any sane person would never do, but this person decides to commit the act because it would, "make for a great story."
I'm Pullin' a stoner tonight. I can't believe I'm going to hook up with that girl, she is 300 pounds and smells like fish.
by scumfinder December 11, 2009
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Stoner’s Delight

The physical interaction between an object and a higher power of life when you are baked. A gravitational force given to those who smoke weed.

Ex 1) When you are listening to music late at night stoned, your device will never fall onto the floor, Stoner’s Delight will keep it on the bed.

Ex 2) When you are packing a bowl and it tips over, somehow the bud stays in the bowl and doesn’t fall out, even though the law of physics is contradicted.
“Dude, I dropped my bong but somehow it landed on my backpack and didn’t break”

“Stoner’s Delight, bro.”
by OSG Bobby November 19, 2017
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Schrodingers stoner

A person that is always in a state of superposition in which he is either about to smoke, currently smoking or just finished smoking. Until you ask you must assume that they is all 3 at the same time
Once you smoke more than an oz a week one achieves the status of Schrodingers Stoner
by El papi 305 January 12, 2022
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stoner flipping

Smoking weed after taking ecstasy and vice Versa.
Yo I was stoner flipping last night and started seeing patterns
by Saso2004 November 10, 2022
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Stoner ballet

A rare occurrence, no photos or videos allowed, this is a sacred event, when everyone in a small group is stoned and slow individual dancing occurs.
We have entered the stoner ballet, no phones allowed!
by Erin_Dreales June 22, 2023
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Stowaway Stoner

A person who smokes weed regularly but, instead of getting weed from their own dealer, stows away in large groups of people (usually acquaintances, friends-of-friends, etc.) in an effort to score a free toke or two without having to go through the legwork of acquiring their own marijuana.
Person 1:
"That girl over there totally just tagged along to mooch weed off of us. We hardly even know her..."

Person 2:
"Yea, I know. She's such a stowaway stoner."
by slickrick69 June 30, 2015
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Silent Stoner

A stoner who doesn't talk much when high. Usually because they're lost in their own thoughts, or because they have nothing to say.
Dave: Eric doesn't talk much when he's high.

Michael: Probably cause he's a silent stoner.
by blueberry42 February 27, 2014
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