Fake magic round

Fake magic round (a.k.a. gather round) is used to refer to the AFL's poor imitation of the NRL's magic round.

The real magic round, originally a Super League invention, was designed to allow fans to watch every minute of every game of a round of footy at the same venue, with double and triple headers over multiple days. The AFL fake magic round defeats the purpose of that as games are at different venues all over the place and overlap, making it impossible to be at every minute of every game.

AFL's fake magic round needs to give out free tickets to members because not every game has sold out, and nearly half their games will be played in front of less than 10000 people because it's a poor imitation of the NRL's magic round. If the AFL just did a real magic round with every game at Adelaide Oval, every game would be sold out by now without needing to give anyone any free tickets. NRL sold out every magic round game three years running without any free tickets.

by Rian Gigs II April 9, 2025

rounding the yoni

a man licking around the clit

The lawyer was rounding the yoni on his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

round pastry theory

The round pastry theory is commonly found in the RC airplane community. The theory states that consuming any sort of round pastry prior to a flight test will gauruntee a shit show. ESC’s are prone to exploding when round pastry’s have been consumed.

The theory dates back to 2014

Friend: *Starts to eat a donut*
Other friend: “DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? The Round Pastry theory says you eating that donut just garunteed our RC MIG will crash.”

by NoBiscuits November 1, 2017

If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists

You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!

Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."

Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"

by Hym Iam March 5, 2024

wrong way round

In the opposite of the normal or desirable orientation, direction or sequence.

The batteries where in the wrong way round

by Sanp March 3, 2018

Swing you round

Generalised threat of physical violence used colloquially in North West area of the UK

If you don't get out of my way, I'm going to swing you round

by Paradroid January 4, 2014

Dragon Breath Rounds

type of rounds you insert into shotgun and will shoot flammable firework/pellets at something/someone

dude 1: dude i inserted these Dragon Breath Rounds to kill John Wick and his armor
dude 2 : that's awesome

by JimmyWeed June 6, 2024