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Windows Media Player 

the worst, most backwards media player ever compiled. Plays limited number of music formats (mainly used for windows shitty windows media files), uses an excessive amount of memory, has no good plug-ins, all plug-ins have to be bought and cost way the hell to much, and it can't even rip cd's to mp3 and doesn't even support mp4's like all its competitors (winamp, iTines, quicktime and real player). Basically another tool for microsoft to control most of the market share of everything. If you use windows media player, do yourself a favor and kill yourself or download winamp.

Lacrosse Player 

Not a douche bag, contrary to prior belief. We just enjoy the finer things in life, like sperrys. girls, nice clothes. AND of course lax pinnies, lax shorts, croakies and a sick pair of shades. And of course mid calves with nikes. Unlike football players, we date any girl who is dateable. Lacrosse players are usually cool in nature, and love laxin. Also. Lacrosse players are the hottest male athletes, it's been proven, ask any girl.
People whose soul meaning in life is to spend the majority of their time alone in their room,with a stack of old crusty porn mags,and Counter Strike playing 24/7 on their monitor.
Average CS players appearance is something akin to a mole with no fur,their eyes are red and swollen,and dried open,their skin is the color of porridge..more often than not seen at lans complete with buzzing flies,a large bucket nearby for toilet needs and the biggest stack of cheese and tomato pizzas you ever laid eyes on.
CS Player by Anthony Ainsworth March 4, 2003

Franchise player 

n. A Girl/Guy you plan on building your life around. This person has all of the qualities and characteristics of the person you want to spend the rest of your life!
Cuffing season is coming up, and I'm looking for my franchise player this season.

Bronze Overwatch Player 

Someone who is so brain dead that they can't comprehend to get on the objective of the game or do anything helpful
Im capping the point
Orisa is on you
It's ok she's a bronze overwatch player

dog shit player 

that one kid on the team who cant hit the fucking baseball for his life
kid1. *falls

kid2. your a dog shit player
dog shit player by jaqueveontavious September 27, 2020