Drop a deuce

droping a deuce... another way of saying taking a dump

or.... the old fashoned way... taking a shit!
i gotta drop a deuce
shit man i cant find my deuce!
DEUCES ACES ONE EYED FACEs... all the wilds in poker
by IanK from NJ September 20, 2003
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blue deuce

When you take a crap in a porta potty and you get spashed with the nasty blue sanitary fluid.
Fred must have dropped a blue deuce at the Johnny-on-the-Spot. Look at his pants.
by LVinWC September 20, 2011
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Deuce Juice

"We gotta get people to stop Jackson Pollocking their Deuce Juice all over the office toilets."
by JakeRocket November 17, 2008
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Deuce

When you're in a regular, mutual, sex only relationsihp with a someone and you (or they) still got to be sleepin' with other people.
He's not really my boyfriend.....he's just my Deuce!
by dacia November 19, 2003
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Deuce

When one shits in their own hand and punches someone with a clenched fist full of shit. The move works properly when hitting someone in the face with a loosely clenched fist so upon impact of the jaw, shit squirts out between the fingers onto the victims face.
The first one to pass out tonight is going to get deuced!
by !InItToWinIt! January 27, 2008
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Deuce

Duece is soo cool...shes amazing!
by Katinka November 12, 2003
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deuce bombin

Person 1: "What are you doing"
Person 2: "I'm on the john deuce bombin"
Person 1: "Thats Chill"
by xBLOONKILLAx November 30, 2007
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