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Wet sammich

An extremely soaked, delicious and deadly sandwich exclusively made in Chicago by hairy men with thick 'Cago accents. Wet sammiches are often accompanied with a tug job (also knows as a teej). Favorite sammich of puffins in the North Atlantic.
"Hey guy, gimme one of dem wet sammiches, extra wet, and let me get a teej with that afterwards a'right? Go Bears"
by chicagopuffin August 31, 2012
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wet gas

when you fart and brown mist appears on your underwear
holy crap jimmy just wet gassed all over my bed!
by mark mcellian November 22, 2011
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Wet And Messy

Wet And Messy is type of sexual kink & fetish that has been around for quite a while (a while in my POV is two decades).

Basically the premise is that some people find it erotic when girls cover themselves or play with certain substances that have satisfying tactile properties. For me, it's anything with a thick, viscous or slimy consistency, such as honey, liquid soap or detergent, simulated mucus, nuru gel, or slime itself. This kink is most (in)famous for using food substances, but this is entirely optional (I much prefer non-food substances, with the exception being confectionary stuff like syrup or whipped cream).

This kink can be depicted with or without any additional sexual acts being performed. I personally find it really erotic when the performer wallows and slides around in the substance on a flat surface.

This kink can also be performed by yourself, which I've been doing ever since I discovered it, and it really gets me off.
My journey with Wet And Messy began as a pre-teen when I realized that watching girls sliding around in fucktons of shampoo or laundry detergent was a massive turn on.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 7, 2022
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Wet paralysis

It's like sleep paralysis, except hot babes enter your room looking for love. It's an enhanced version of a wet dream that takes place in the rem stage of sleep. Shadowy silhouettes of hot chicks come in and dance and show you a good time all while you can only stare, as your whole body is unable to move. Best applied when you enter the paralysis with your hands behind your head. This can happen to females too.
Roman: yo I had this weird thing past night, these hot chicks came in and danced but they weren't there when I turned on the lights on
Jamed: "that's wet paralysis dawg"
by DopeRedHead420699/11 November 4, 2019
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Wet Wookie

pissing on a girls hair after sex and making her angry so she roars at you
Adam: Jake, did you try wet wookie with Annie?

Jake: Hell yeah

Adam: Did she like it?

Jake: Not at all
by Patres February 27, 2021
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wet koala

a terrifying image of a wet koala bear which was photoshopped to look like it's angry
ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the wet koala is gonna give me nightmares
by porkbounce March 19, 2021
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Wet nosing

When a dog pushes there cold wet nose up against you
by Wetnoseking April 5, 2022
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