jizz addict

A slang phrase describing someone who jokingly claims to be "addicted" to sexual release cum. It's often used in memes. online banter or exaggerated self-descriptions to sound provocative or funny. In most cases, it's not meant literally - it reflects someone who talks about or jokes about sex more than usual or someone who finds the topic entertaining in a comedic way,

'Bro, you need to chill with those jokes - you're turning into a tota jizz addict."

by AnnyomousCat28 November 4, 2025

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smartphone addict

People who do no longer have any hobby other than picking up smartphone for doomscrolling, hence they tie their self-worth to the maximum amount of screen time they can get from their parents

Ever since he got his new phone, Jake has turned into a total smartphone addict—he spends all his free time doomscrolling and has completely abandoned his hobbies, all while bragging about how much screen time he racks up!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

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sing addict

Somebody addicted to the animated film, Sing. Featuring: Award Winning, Matthew Mcconaughey.

she’s such a sing addict!

by johnny the gorilla July 14, 2021

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<.0.6.7.6.0.>The Robles Family Lineage And Line Are Addicted To Montech X1 ATX Personal Computer<.0.6.7.6.0>

<.0.6.7.6.0.>The rObles Family Lineage And Line Are Addicted To Montech X1 ATX Personal Computer<.0.6.7.6.0>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

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Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!

by 1willwoodfan0 May 29, 2023

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