An alternate name for Valentine's Day (February 14), more commonly used by the unlucky ones who don't have someone to love because they don't love them back.
On this day, there are no hugs.
No kisses.
No cuddles.
No hand-holding.
No cooing.
No laying in another's lap.
No head pats/scratches.
No butterflies in your stomach.
No buying items to be taken for granted and then forgotten about.
No person cares about your feelings, your current mood, or your problems.
No person who will help resolve issues in a conducive way, showing that they care for you and not doing this in return for a favor of some kind.
No sex.
Amongst the unlucky (variable from person to person), there are cases of increased depression, especially as it nears the 14th.
On this day, there are no hugs.
No kisses.
No cuddles.
No hand-holding.
No cooing.
No laying in another's lap.
No head pats/scratches.
No butterflies in your stomach.
No buying items to be taken for granted and then forgotten about.
No person cares about your feelings, your current mood, or your problems.
No person who will help resolve issues in a conducive way, showing that they care for you and not doing this in return for a favor of some kind.
No sex.
Amongst the unlucky (variable from person to person), there are cases of increased depression, especially as it nears the 14th.
Friend: "Yo, it's about to be February! You know what that means...Valentine's Day!"
Me: "Yeah, you mean 'Singles Awareness Day? Valentine's Day is just a joke."
Friend: "Lighten up, man, you'll find someone!"
Me: "Unlikely; my depression knows no limits besides the calendar."
Me: "Yeah, you mean 'Singles Awareness Day? Valentine's Day is just a joke."
Friend: "Lighten up, man, you'll find someone!"
Me: "Unlikely; my depression knows no limits besides the calendar."
by demonrobot December 12, 2022
Did you hear Doug and julia hooked up?
Ya i heard she wanted to fuck but all he gave her was the Saugeen single
Ya i heard she wanted to fuck but all he gave her was the Saugeen single
by Words anon March 21, 2023
by Bruh Im NOT YAZAN January 16, 2023
Single Pringle Syndrome is when you’re single but your single-ness is causing you sadness whenever you realize you’re alone without a significant other
Guy 1: Aw man, today’s Valentines Day. Single Pringle syndrome is hitting me hard.
Guy 2:… What the fuck is single Pringle syndrome?
Guy 1: tl;dr Im sad that im single
Guy 2: Makes sense
Guy 2:… What the fuck is single Pringle syndrome?
Guy 1: tl;dr Im sad that im single
Guy 2: Makes sense
by CarlosCartBook February 14, 2023
when most people in America are single which is why they don’t get the net worth they want and why the government has more tax money than they would have if most people were married.
The state single structure made Americans not be in the millionaires and billionaires club but be worth a new 7-series BMW.
by Coop Dupe January 07, 2020
by Staunchy McStaunchington April 23, 2021
Have you heard about the new student?
Yeah, apparently they're forever single
Makes sense, who'd want to date...that?
Yeah, apparently they're forever single
Makes sense, who'd want to date...that?
by Space Girl ✨ May 30, 2023