Mars

someone who has a fat dumpy
pretty thicc
milf/dilf
someone who also knows .. *whispers: Obamas last name and Victoria’s Secret* *blushes*
is the person of many many MANY wives but Zenus is my first wife
Mars: I have a fat dumpy today
Zenus: you sure do
Mars: can we have our sus night Saturday ? 😳
Zenus: *blushes* s-s-s-s-s-sure
Mars: bueno (; yo hablo español baba niña
Zenus: すごい 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
by ObamasSecretWife November 24, 2021
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damn i wish i had marss coolness
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mars is a beautiful and cunning man, his intellect and beauty charms all.
I wish I was mars, he's so dreamy
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mars is the coolest idv player real !! always making his friends laugh and playing comedic relief! also has 2 adorable cats luna and lucky. they totally slay 100% not click bait ! ANYWAYS MARS IS PRO!!
omg do you see that person?

yes that’s mars!

omg omg mars is the dude with the cats…

yeah lucky and luna!! they are all so pro!!
by adacake August 12, 2022
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Mars is a gender neutral name with Greek Origin that means The God Of War.

Expect this person to be either really chaotic or messed up mentally.

Mars is also known as the red planet who is slightly bigger than half the size of Earth, so there's a chance this person likes space.
Friend: Oh, hey Mars! How are you?
Mars: I don't like you.
by uswally November 20, 2021
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1. The fourth planet from the Sun, it's often called the Red Planet because of the planet's red, blood-like, color. Its day is similar to Earth's, about 24 hours, and orbits the Sun once every 687 days. Mars is named after the Roman god of war, the equivalent of Ares.

2. The Roman god of war, the same god as the Greek god of war, Ares. Blood is often associated with Mars/Ares, which is how the Red Planet got its name.
1. Mars is the planet for study for most of the Earth's space programs.

2. The Romans loved Mars, mostly because of their warrior spirit. (correct me if I'm wrong)
by UltimateFantasyY March 05, 2023
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Literally the coolest person to ever exist. Like, ever. He’s probably in your house right now, having consensual sex with your mother.

Only cool people name themselves Mars. It’s rad and hot and sexy, just like him.
Mars is so hot and also sexy
I’d let Mars hold my drink at a party
I hate my wife and also kids
by probably somebody November 22, 2021
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