A bean boat is a person that creates problems for themselves and others by simply attempting to do the things that they've been asked to do.
Like, try making a boat out of beans - it wont stick, the beans will separate and sink, and only the beans that float are the hollow beans that have been infected with insects.
Like, try making a boat out of beans - it wont stick, the beans will separate and sink, and only the beans that float are the hollow beans that have been infected with insects.
"I asked him to paint the door but somehow he managed to break the door , sprain his wrist AND fuck the carpet all at once, fucking bean boat."
by wurdyburdyhurdygurdy July 17, 2018
Get the bean boatmug. Similar to a turtle head, a boat knob is a small piece of poo, that has emerged from the anus, while the rest of said poo is still submerged inside the rectum.
Bogan 1: Oi where's the dunny cunt I got a boat knob hangin out.
Bogan 2: Down the hall and to the right you filthy cunt.
Bogan 2: Down the hall and to the right you filthy cunt.
by Crumbed Cutlets March 31, 2016
Get the boat knobmug. by AronTheChairJacoby September 5, 2016
Get the Pasta boatmug. Boat Bunnies are girls/women that use males and others for their boats. These Bunnies are hoes that wear bikinis and offer favors in order to be invited on boats in the future.
“Why is this girl in Jupiter, FL always on a boat?…it’s because she’s a Boat Bunny! She’s hooking up with them to get invited every weekend”
by anonymous February 27, 2022
Get the Boat Bunnymug. Pirates on the Boat is from the song "Pirates on the Boat" by Yuno Miles. Its the most fire song and its lit.
by DavidStinsonHater March 9, 2023
Get the Pirates on the Boatmug. Cool, gay and handsome. He may seem tall when you see him alone but do get fooles he is in fact very short when you see him with his friends. He is most known for being the cousin of the upcoming soundcloud rapper by the name of young magpie aka steen. Noa boat sometimes gets small attacks of autism but it doesn't stop him from living life to the fullest.
by Som En UZI September 11, 2018
Get the noa boatmug. by The Blodger October 27, 2011
Get the U-boatmug.