taking a grenade

The act of flirting or having sex with an ugly member of a group so that the way is cleared for your friends to access the more attractive members of the group.

The responsibility of a "wingman".
Ok Joe, you'll be taking a grenade tonight with the crazy one so I can get with Collette.
by Rob Prime June 05, 2014
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Frag Grenade

When a girl is eating your ass and you shit
Me and my girl were having fun and I dropped a frag grenade on her.
by Sgt busta nut January 07, 2025
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Hillbilly Hand Grenade

When in reverse cowgirl, the man, just before orgasming, reaches through the woman’s legs to grab a fistful of pubes. The man then rips them out while thrusting as hard as possible to launch the woman away, screaming “grenade” and taking cover.
I think Jared’s PTSD is getting worse, he keeps doing hillbilly hand grenades and crying afterward.

Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.
by shaggybaglord May 30, 2021
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sex grenade

When you rip anal beads out of someone’s asshole, while they really have to shit, and the shit explodes out of their asshole
Hey dude! Did you hear I turned Laura into a sex grenade
by I DID A THING, BRO!! September 17, 2023
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saucy grenade

When you perform a bowel movement and catch it in your hand, then proceeded to ejaculate onto the feces and throw it at your partner while yelling "fire in the hole".
Mom, last night Jimmy gave me a saucy grenade, and my bed is still sticky and smells like dumpster juice. He really needs to adjust his diet.
by L100 Eevee February 11, 2023
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puke grenade

When your trying to be a bad ass, and drink so much alcohol you projectile vomit.
Also, You're a wingman on a date, and your job is to lay on the grenade, meaning take one for the team, meaning date the not so hot friend, and you drink so much to make it happen, you accidentally puke on them.
Also the name of a DJ in Florida named Puke Grenade.
Dude, quit trying to show off. You're gonna puke grenade everyone.
by Jizzonyourmomstits May 31, 2019
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groove grenade

Performance choreographed by a band, choir, or dance group to be done in a public setting with no prior warning to the bystanders. The goal is to get in, perform, and get out anonymously. Usually filmed and posted to the internet via You Tube.
Grab your camera- Nate's band is going to throw down a groove grenade in Time Square!
by Bloodngore July 13, 2011
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