alternative facts

A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.

You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!

by q359 July 25, 2023

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen

That.

#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

by anonymous July 28, 2023

fact-checker

Liar.

The fact-checker removed my post because I said I had two dogs, and CNN didn't corroborate it.

by Mozzastryl August 21, 2023

Fact

If your pussy hair can braid then you need to shave - my girl ali

Bro, is look at the inner edge of her shorts, are those viking braids?

Nah man, they Dutch.

FACT

by Art the real one August 29, 2023

Fact Fact Families

This one cheesy video that mskes people wave numbers in a Conga line

Fact Fact Families do the Conga

by Adjectivezzz September 6, 2023

Fact Checkers

Liars.

Fact checkers reviewed this post and determined that corruption doesn't actually exist.

by Mozzastryl April 6, 2024

A fact

A truth known by actual experience or observation; something known to be true:

“Alex loves Bri more because it’s just a fact!!”

by Sillyalex April 16, 2024