Like passover or thankgiving Dildo day is an annual tradition, originating in the deepest darkest places. Originially, a tradition of the incas, Dildo Day is now a household holiday.
Celebrations of dildoday are private affairs.
Celebrations of dildoday are private affairs.
by Jack Sprat Ate the Cat July 26, 2006
by EvilHom3r December 24, 2009
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Balls Dildo is usually used in place of words like, balls, shit, or fuck.
Jordan: I missed the spare by a fraction of an inch! Balls Dildo!
Jordan: I missed the spare by a fraction of an inch! Balls Dildo!
by Chuckyyoohoo January 21, 2009
1. A disrespectful name one lesbian has for her partner, implying she is nothing more than a pair of hands that operates the business end of a dildo.
2. A person who keeps a cigar in their mouth all day, but does not smoke said cigar. Most likely this person fantasizes about having a penis in their mouth but have not yet admitted to themselves that they are, in fact, a flaming faggot.
2. A person who keeps a cigar in their mouth all day, but does not smoke said cigar. Most likely this person fantasizes about having a penis in their mouth but have not yet admitted to themselves that they are, in fact, a flaming faggot.
ex. 1: Hey Sandy, isn't that your girlfriend Sarah over there?
No, she's just my dildo hammer.
ex. 2: Why does that fucker have a goddamn cigar in his mouth all day? It looks like a limp penis with dog slobber all over it. He's such a dildo hammer.
No, she's just my dildo hammer.
ex. 2: Why does that fucker have a goddamn cigar in his mouth all day? It looks like a limp penis with dog slobber all over it. He's such a dildo hammer.
by Harold M. North March 23, 2010
by kamal Ali January 20, 2004
Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between dennis smith and his purple dildo has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.
by ducttape16 March 30, 2003