Drop a deuce

droping a deuce... another way of saying taking a dump

or.... the old fashoned way... taking a shit!

i gotta drop a deuce
shit man i cant find my deuce!
DEUCES ACES ONE EYED FACEs... all the wilds in poker

by IanK from NJ September 20, 2003

blue deuce

When you take a crap in a porta potty and you get spashed with the nasty blue sanitary fluid.

Fred must have dropped a blue deuce at the Johnny-on-the-Spot. Look at his pants.

by LVinWC September 20, 2011

Deuce Juice

Runny feces.

"We gotta get people to stop Jackson Pollocking their Deuce Juice all over the office toilets."

by JakeRocket December 9, 2008

totem deuce

When two people shit on the same toilet at the same time. One person shits normally, while the other person is on their shoulders taking an upperdecker. Resembling a totem pole while dumping.

"No need to wait your turn, bruh. This toilet's got a lid we can take off. Let's just totem deuce the shit out of it."

by Capn Stabn April 30, 2009

Deuce Defy

More polished way to refer to your second shit of the day. As the shits increase, the phrase follows in suit...trois defy, quad defy, cinq defy, etc...

Heavens, if i continue eating this Kashi I'll have a deuce defy.

by Antoine December 13, 2004

deuce bombin

to take a fat poop.

Person 1: "What are you doing"
Person 2: "I'm on the john deuce bombin"
Person 1: "Thats Chill"

by xBLOONKILLAx December 28, 2007

Drop a deuce

1. The act of deficating.
2. The anticipation of deficating.

1. Sorry I was late, I had to drop a deuce.
2. My stomach is rumbing, I think I'm going to have to drop a deuce pretty soon.

by Andy January 29, 2003