The act of masturbating to the most fucked up shit you can find on the internet while on 20% phone battery in the toilet or outside so that when you find the material to masturbate to, your phone will run out of battery and you can only use the image that has been instilled to your mind and the fresh smell of toilet shit.
Person 1: Hey man, how ya feeling this Monday morning.
Person 2: Not so good man, I feel like my life's going to shit.
Person 1: Then why not try depression masturbation, it won't make you feel better but you'll at least feel regret.
Person 2: Not so good man, I feel like my life's going to shit.
Person 1: Then why not try depression masturbation, it won't make you feel better but you'll at least feel regret.
by Señor Spaghetti July 24, 2016
Get the depression masturbationmug. by twitfollower May 12, 2011
Get the runners depressionmug. The kind of feeling after binge-watching the Scrubs series.
Life seems meaningless, you want to have a black best friend and become a doctor.
Life seems meaningless, you want to have a black best friend and become a doctor.
"Dude, I think my life doesn't make any sense.
I don't have such a great best friend, my job sucks and so does my girlfriend!"
"Dude, what the fuck is up with you?"
"I just watched Scrubs. I totally have a Scrubs Depression right now."
"Oh. I know that feeling. Sorry that I'm not black..."
I don't have such a great best friend, my job sucks and so does my girlfriend!"
"Dude, what the fuck is up with you?"
"I just watched Scrubs. I totally have a Scrubs Depression right now."
"Oh. I know that feeling. Sorry that I'm not black..."
by Y4nton August 11, 2014
Get the Scrubs Depressionmug. The depression of most byler shippers. Byler is the ship of Mike Wheeler and Will Byers in the show Stranger Things. You get the depression when someone says Mileven is real, or byler will never happen. We all know it will.
by Byler shipper July 22, 2018
Get the Byler depressionmug. When scrolling through VSCO makes you feel the need for an amazing boyfriend who loves you VSCO boyfriend and a best friend to do cute shit with together. When you lack these things it makes you depressed
by Whatever in the mornin April 22, 2019
Get the vsco depressionmug. The strong desire to not leave your house in summer. Even though the weather would be good to do outside activities or hang out with your friends
It is often seen through summer vacation
Not to be confused with winter depression
It is often seen through summer vacation
Not to be confused with winter depression
Person 1: Oh have you seen her outside these days?
Person 2: No, I think she might have summer depression
Person 2: No, I think she might have summer depression
by Godlyaura February 10, 2019
Get the Summer depressionmug. by XxSaZe_SunxX July 24, 2020
Get the Male depressionmug.