coffee cork

A stir stick offered at Starbucks that also plugs the opening on the lid to prevent spills. Also known as Splash Stick and Hot Stopper.
Thank God for the coffee cork or I would have burnt my hand leaving Starbucks this morning.
by Jperry714 March 31, 2016
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coffee talk

To talk in an exaggerated New York/Long Island accent, saying words with long vowel emphasis such as coffee becoming cwaufee and dog becoming dowg. Done in imitation of Mike Meyer's character Linda Richman from Coffee Talk sketches on Saturday Night Live. Yiddish terms might be thrown in to enhance the imitation.
Used to add expression or flavor into a sentence, commonly with words that have long vowels, coffee talk is the addition of a New York or Long Island accent with Yiddish words thrown in for fun.
by selurxam December 21, 2022
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No Coffee No Talkie

No other person may speak until the person drinking coffee finishes doing so.
"Do not speak to me until I've drank my coffee, No Coffee No Talkie." *sips* "Now, you may speak".
by Wizerd1889 October 02, 2019
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coffee sleeve

It means a cap and a cover for hot or cold drinks. Therefore, people can hold those drinks without being hurt.
Is there a coffee sleeve here? The coffee is really hot to hold
by Ryanking December 03, 2017
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COFFEE song

‘COFFEE’ is an acronym representing the phrase “Chorus Only, Fucking Forget Everything Else”, used to describe songs that have no tangible substance or meaning beyond a catchy chorus.
“Have you listened to ‘Unholy’ by Sam Smith?”

“Are you kidding? That’s a total COFFEE song.”
by Carnefice April 25, 2023
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Bank Coffee

Shitty, complimentary coffee that is watery or burnt but customers drink it anyway because it is free. The coffee is usually accompanied by a stack of small styrofoam cups, various packets of sweateners, and a large dispenser of powdered creamer.
"Blech, that bank coffee tasted like warm water but I had to stand in line so I just drank it anyway."
by Dav1d VB May 26, 2018
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Coffee enema

It's when a little Italian barista pumps your asshole full of espresso and then flushes it out only to serve it to your best friend
Dude I so totally got a coffee enema earlier. Pete loved the chewy bits
by Another forsaken February 08, 2020
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