The most historical school located in Omaha, Nebraska. Good luck trying to use the bathroom during passing period. Omaha Westside Highschool calls us ghetto but take their homecoming pictures downtown. A school full of fake bitches, dudes that try and act mysterious and nonchalant, teachers who fuck other teachers and security guards who take carts and give em to their friends. 60% of the students don't attend regularly. We need to stop pretending like our football team is good.
person a: "did you hear that ____ is pregnant from omaha central highschool"
person b: "no fucking way, i just let her hit my vape"
person b: "no fucking way, i just let her hit my vape"
by smd562857 January 26, 2025

Surprisingly not a troll, instead it's a person with an extremely cutesy and sachrine personality with a big sense of hope and optimistic glee, often to the point of making either realists or pessimists avoid that person (named after the title troll, Stanley, from a troll in central park)
Old man: Oh god! That little whippersnapper's a central park troll!
Younger lady: oh, don't be such a drama king!
Younger lady: oh, don't be such a drama king!
by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025
