Brandon

A person that sucks a lot of phallus, or inserts it through any orifice in their body.

"Wow, that guy sure is a real Brandon."

by GunnarHanson April 29, 2015

Brandon

Always get that pussy and all the girl. Makes them cum so fast u wont know whats coming. Short and blond.

Brandon fucked me so hard i came ro fast everywhere.

by GameNerd902 October 26, 2016

Brandon

A person who acts like a dick. Brandon is gay and scares females.

Brandon is Gay

by Cncjck November 21, 2016

Brandon

A complete and utter fucking twat. Never date a guy called Brandon. He will cheat on you several times.

I hate Brandon.

by chlomosexual123 March 6, 2016

Brandon

he's just that nigga. that's all you need to know

"Hey, do you know who Brandon is?" "Yeah, he's that nigga"

by yomommacheese July 12, 2019

Brandon

A big headed loser who sucks at Madden!

9 year old boy: Uncle B you are such a loser
Brandon: Trash!!
9 year old boy: U suck at Madden

by fortnitedoodooboiiii July 19, 2019

Brandon

Usually gay dumb talkative and no one likes

Why are you talking so much you must be pulling a brandon

by awilddoggo July 31, 2019