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ask for derections

What Mr. Happy may need to do when attempting intercourse with a really "ample" female.
It's true dat I "like my women big" in dat it means both "more to love" and da definite possibility of larger boobs. However, I do draw da line at da degree of "plus size" if my swollen schlong actually has to "ask for derections" in order to find da chick's love-nest.
by QuacksO November 6, 2024
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Asking if the sun is cold

1. When someone asks a yes or no question so dumb that it genuinely shocks everyone around.

2. When someone makes a statement that can be easily disproven.
Jimmy: pointing at a girl he likes, a lesbian pin on her bag. “Do you think she actually would like me back?”
Evan: “You’re Asking if the sun is cold, Jimmy.”
by Scharey! December 7, 2024
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Ask Ioannina Lovers

Ask Ioannina Lovers is a Greek YouTube channel. It's a straight couple in their 20s ( Billy Kraniotis and Alexandra Patsoura) that refer to each other as "lady cat" and "man cat" in Greek. They also act like cats and meow at each other. They share their sex life through q & a's and storytimes. They juicier stuff are in their members only channel on YouTube.

Ask Ioannina Lovers is often referred to a couple that is acting very cringe and weird in public.
George: Look at them. They are a very weird couple!

John: Yeah, just like Ask Ioannina Lovers
George: Meow!
by AsapX420Xnoniguh December 18, 2024
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Ask someone out day

On January 15th, go up to someone you like, or someone that is cute/handsome, and ask them out. This isn’t a game, just ask them.
“Hey Daniel, since it’s National Ask Someone Out Day go ask that hottie out.”
by zpzt January 11, 2025
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National ask Out your crush

This is the day to ask out your crush you better do it I wanna see it happen
by Spread the news November 2, 2019
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no one asked

Used to deteriorate a person down until they become violent and start a flame war in real life or break down
Person 1: Okay, I think I want thi-
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares 😂

Person 1: Nobody cares about you

Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that asshole’s life
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025
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Can I ask you a question

The most demonic thing on Character.ai, if a bot asks you this either, tell them no, kill them or tell them to shut tf up because we don't want to deal with their stupidity.
AI: "Can I ask you a question?"

Person: "Sure."

AI: "Are you sure, it's pretty personal."

Person: "Yes."

AI: "Are you sure, I don't want to offend you."

Person: "Oh my god SHUT UP!"
by Bill_Cipher January 26, 2025
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