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asdfghjklpoiuytrewqzxcvbnm 

when you are internally screaming and you are really bored so you look up random stuff
asdfghjklpoiuytrewqzxcvbnm internally screaming

asdfghjklpmonibuvyctxrzewq 

when you fecken bored so you type the middle row of the keyboard left to right, then alternate between the top and bottom rows from right to left, then add the remaining ewq.
In order to type this shit into UD, you need to reach trancendental amounts of boredom, and build them up for many centuries. It is not obvious that everyone can find this. You truely are a man of sheer dedication and pure power of will. Good job, comrade.
I have been looking up permutations of the qwerty keyboard in urben dictionary for days now. My fingers became numb. I cant feel my legs. The hunger is now painful. It is my last hope... asdfghjklpmonibuvyctxrzewq is my last hope...
shit it's already defined *slams head on keyboard*

asdfjkl;lkjfdsa 

You type this on the home row of your keyboard when you are BORED AS SHIT
asdfjkl;lkjfdsa asdfjkl;lkjfdsa I am so BORED
asdfjkl;lkjfdsa by helphelp! October 28, 2020

asdfjkl;lkjfdsaasdfjkl;lkjfdsasdfjkl;lkjfdsasdfjkl;lkjfdsasdfjkl;lkjfdsasdfjkl; 

What you type if you are BORED OUT OF YOUR MIND!!!!! I typed it in google, and nothing showed up
I was so bored that I typed asdfjkl;lkjfdsaasdfjkl;lkjfdsasdfjkl;lkjfdsasdfjkl;lkjfdsasdfjkl;lkjfdsasdfjkl; into the computer.

asdfghjklqwertyuiopmnbvcxz 

The last and final stage of boredom, when all else has failed and you need something to do, so you go to urban dictionary to see if they have a definition for this.
Rick: yo I'm so bored
guy: me to, I could search up qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Rick: Heck, I could search up asdfghjklqwertyuiopmnbvcxz
Guy: n-n-noooooooooooooo
(rick dies of boredom, The end.)

Asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop 

When you are being bored to death in a cube and you’ve already tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq and also plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq so you type asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop and hit return
Person 1: hey! *qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm*
Person 2: oh hi! *qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp*
Person 1: how was your day? *mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq*
Person 2: just an average day, boring as usual! *plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq*
Person 1: ok bye! I’m also bored so... *ASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMQWERTYUIOP*
Person 2: *gasp*