A total dick who is garbage at goalkeeper but thinks he’s good. Hasn’t got a bitch in his life and says to his “friends” that he gets all the girls he wants
Andres is a retard
by A legend who is cool August 7, 2018
Get the Andresmug. 
by Gucciflexin May 14, 2018
Get the andres aguirremug. yeet lord. thats some feels bad man. basically a dude who thinks he will become a calvin klein underwear model. Has big penisses, multiple. Fortnite athlete. hermaphrodity. Black sometimes white tho. depends on how much sunn. plays league of legends with gaymer gurlz$!!! Nike adidas colombia gucci hermes fashionista icon. thinks he can rap. Bad luck with teacher ladys but gets coochie. Has a dog. eats salads for breakfasts. cup of noodle for life!!!! Latino minority low income first generation english second language child of immigrant field workers, likes beans and tortillas, plays soccer sometimes thinks he is christiano ronaldo. goes to nerd school. dated drop out (thats some feels bad man)
by nigga naye nayer September 6, 2018
Get the Andresmug. Beautiful, funny, smart, strong and awesomeness.
The best person you can know and if you have and Andres in your life you are bless with luck
The best person you can know and if you have and Andres in your life you are bless with luck
by A852 December 23, 2016
Get the Andresmug. When the process of stripping and making your bed and washing the sheets is as arduous and difficult as Hogan slamming Andre the Giant at WrestleMania III, usually because of a small cluttered room and a bed being against the wall.
It's the weekend, which means I have time to do laundry and clean my room. Looking forward to slamming Andre against the wall.
by I mean, yeah March 2, 2020
Get the slamming Andremug. The most disgusting, vile, and horrid person to be around he’s such a jack ass and a terrible bf he’s also ass at fortnite but usually a guy named Andres has a cute friend named marquis or something like that
by Shalisa69 August 23, 2019
Get the Andresmug.