opening windows

slank and much more entertaining way of saying "masterbating"

I like opening windows to let the breeze in. Some poeple have trouble opening windows because they are rusty. Opening windows in school isn't always appropriate. After I finish opening windows, all I see is sunlight.

by thelunchtable June 10, 2011

window of napportunity

The time frame appropriate for a nap. For instance, between 12 and 4.

Mary: I'm getting pretty tired.
Shea: But we've got homework, and it's 5:30. Way outside window of napportunity.

by charger752 October 22, 2010

The Window Of Opportunity

when you are giving it to a chick doggy style in front of a window; you are both facing the window. You pull out and let a friend take over while you run outside and wave to the chick you were nailing through the window while your friend is doing her. She will be very confused after this.

oh dude, last night jessica freaked out when josh and I gave her the window of opportunity.

by Greenranger January 11, 2008

window waver

When you're fucking your girl and your best friend comes and takes your spot without her knowing and you walk out the house and go to the window and she looks up and sees you waving at her through the window,

Hey Rick, me and John gave Cindy a window waver last night and it was hilarious!

by Manuel Herman January 5, 2014

slut window

A brief period of time, usually on the weekends after last call, when a person is drunk and horny and is willing to lower their standards to have sex.

"My slut window is wide open, I'll sleep with the next person who hits on me."

"I was home and still drunk at 2am so I told myself I would invite over the next person who messaged me on OkCupid."

"The only time I use Tinder is during my slut window."

by pmizzle March 7, 2014

the gray window

That moment for a man when the right amount of gray hair in your beard/hair starts to attract 20 year olds like lemmings. (Particularly true for Gay men. See also: Daddy)

Why are so many chickens crossing the road? Because I'm in the Gray Window.

by Life At The Drawing Board August 19, 2014

texting window

The time frame in which you text someone after first meeting them. Texting someone too quickly after getting the number comes off too eager, and texting someone too long after shows you aren't into it. One to two days after the initial number giving is an acceptable window in which to make contact.

Man I met this hot chick at a party but I want to respect the texting window so she don't think I'm too into it. You know?

Or

Yea I met this guy and things seemed really great. But it's been three days and that's past the acceptable texting window time frame so he's obviously not feeling it.

by Pseudomaster December 23, 2014