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God

An amazing person that will always forgive you even when done wrong. He loves you for who you are and knows more about you than you even know yourself. He will make you day way brighter than anyone could possibly make it and protects you with his love, kindness. And holieness. He loves us forever and always.
God so loved the world that he gave us his one and only son to die on the cross for our sins.

God loves you always.

The haters of God will never win.
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religious person,"You can't live without god"
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Modern Definition) The "all powerful" person in the sky you blame when something bad happens to you and thank when something good happens to you.

Extremist Definition) The person who created the world and controls the laws of physics. You will go to hell if you defy him so if he asks you to fly a plane into a building, do so or you will be punished in the afterlife.

Atheist Definition) The imaginary figure who was created by man to explain things man didn't understand and continuously revised to not look obsolete in the face of science. This figure is given credit for natural disasters, good rain, and the work of men.
Doctor: I have good news, after 36 hours of surgery with a team of 5 doctors, we were able to save your baby's life. Our doctors were called back from their vacation so you should...

Mother: Thank the Lord!

Doctor: Um, maybe you should thank the...

Mother: Oh God! I am so grateful for your mercy, I will pray to you everyday!
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That god guy is not real lol
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God is the most powerful being in the universe. Could easily defeat shaggy or chuck norris
I am god
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Usually someone who has read hair or Asian
Oh my god! It’s God”
“That’s Aryeh bro”
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A lazy-ass fuck who manages to rule all the laws of the Universe despite his obvious lack of will or energy, being lazy and all (and probably fat).
Father : You smoke drugs, sleep all day and achieve nothing! What do you want to do with your life?!!
Son : Why should I wanna do anything? God doesn’t.
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