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Banana Junkie

Person who has unhealthy obsession with bananas - Will try and smuggle bananas on their person to eat during the day, paranoid about the extinction of the banana. In severe cases sufferers of this affliction have been known to dress as bananas and also wear pyjamas while running down stairs and may ingest up to 40 bananas in a day.
That guy is one messed up banana junkie he just ate all my bananas
by Dr. Marshall Fielding June 10, 2011
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The Banana look

The creepy eye contact made when someone looks at you with a mouth full of banana

Which then turns into the childish grin becuase it looks like they are sucking cock
I keep getting the banana look from Tara, she needs to stop...
by Penguin-Focus January 7, 2016
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the shit is bananas

When shit becomes a tropical, yellow fruit with thick peel.
Most known for Gwen Stefanis' "Hollaback girls".
Gwen: The shit is bananas! B A N A N A S
by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018
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banana smoothy

a slimy mixture of cum and vanilla ice cream that leaks out of a woman's vagina after at least a 20 minute session of sex.
Ed: Dude i banged my girlfriend and she made a banana smoothy!

Chris: Did you save me some?
by the knowledge of stuff February 14, 2012
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Banana Lobster

A term used to describe Postassium Iodine by Class twofife3.
Hey dumbass told you not to fuck around with that reactor. Now its melting down. You better shove some banana lobster to the back of your throat before Uncle Sam follows up with that dick!
Fukushima sushi restaurants have been serving banana lobster since 2011.
by Docdude November 2, 2016
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banana heaves

When you try to eat a banana but every time you take a bite you start dry heaving like a sonuva b!tch.
I want to love bananas so I keep trying to eat them but when I do, I get the major banana heaves.
by McShak-in Buger April 18, 2016
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Moldy Banana

When you wake up the next day after having sex and still have the condom on your dick.
So, I fucked this girl last night and then I passed out. When I woke up this morning, I had a moldy banana.
by Freemont04 August 31, 2013
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