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Windows 8.1

Windows 8, but 100x better.
The start button is back, no booting to the start screen etc.
An OS made in Late 2013 and was made due to the reception of the original Windows 8.
Windows 8.1 was very praised. but support ended almost 10 years later on: January 10, 2023.

I bought Windows 8 a few months ago, and I hated it. but 8.1 is AMAZING!!
by Boovian February 17, 2023
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window shopping

When one goes on Haul and spends 3 hrs looking at cute outfits.
"Gurl, I forgot to study, I was busy window shopping on Haul." ;)
by YogurlYuyu January 5, 2021
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Windows Vista

If you can't even run this with or without aero, get a new computer
Oh and user account control will save you one day
256 mb is the actual minimum if you are okay with the basic theme, 512 mb is the minimum if you want aero to work properly
LInux fanboy: hi stop using widnwos is inseccufre
Windows XP user: don't worry its xp not vista
Windows Vista user: the reason my computer works with vista is because i don't use 2002 hardware, you should have at least 256 mb of ram for vista, 512 mb if you are even hoping for vista to not crash on aero, i have only 512 mb of ram
Windows XP user: *sobs* it's true, my computer is ancient, i have 5 antiviruses, and my computer gets infected and hacked on an average of every 31 minutes
Linux fanboy: get linux it doesn't have viruses
Windows Vista user: i have only 1 antivirus and i don't need real time protection, because i kept user account control on
Linux fanboy: *ugly
Linux fanboy: i couldn't even change the theme
Windows Vista user: you are really quite the troll lol
Linux fanboy has left the chat
Windows XP user: why is my computer hacked?
Windows Vista user: and why do i have a user account control dialog out of nowhere
Windows XP user: i see a command prompt and it's deleting all files
Windows Vista user: i'll click no because i don't trust the source of the dialog
Windows XP user: my computer's rebooting
Windows XP user: so my computer is broke, the same way deleting system32 breaks it
Windows Vista user: i saved myself by clicking no on user account control
by dinnersneezer82824 December 30, 2021
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Window Looker

Someone who stares aimlessly out of car windows.
This occurs mainly on long journeys, while stuck in traffic or while avoiding cab driver small talk.
Police Officer: "So, what caused this car crash?"
Citizen: "Well, i was so busy checking out this hot Window Looker i didn't notice the car in front of me stop!"
by swanagebay February 23, 2010
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slut window

A brief period of time, usually on the weekends after last call, when a person is drunk and horny and is willing to lower their standards to have sex.
"My slut window is wide open, I'll sleep with the next person who hits on me."

"I was home and still drunk at 2am so I told myself I would invite over the next person who messaged me on OkCupid."

"The only time I use Tinder is during my slut window."
by pmizzle March 7, 2014
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Windows 7.1

The codename from windows 7, It was originally named windows 7 second and advanced edition, And when windows 7 ended support in 2020, windows 7.1 became more popular than usual, so everyone wanted to upgrade, and in 2023, Windows 8.1 will end support, so it might become windows 8.2 (The second edition of Win8.1 and 8) Windows 7.1 is Never released, But is still used for when you have a notification on your Win7 device that says: Hello, Win7 ended support, And it shows a link that takes you to windows 7.1 setup, So that: "Never released" Version of windows might be released after all
MC David and Sam wanted to release windows 7.1 after january 14 2020
by Andrushencia Kotpaw April 15, 2022
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Windows News

A piece of fucking shit button that is stuck in my Taskbar and opens every single time I hover my mouse over it for 0.000001 seconds. It opens a popup that covers like about 40% of your screen, but only the area's that you are currently looking at. It shows some irrelevant news articles, and the weather and whatnot. It's icon is usually the weather of 2 hours ago or a dumb little pamphlet.
Bob: what is that virus on your screen?

Carl: That is Windows News.

Bob: is it dangerous?

Carl: Oh you don't even know!
by IRealyHateWindowsNews December 20, 2021
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