An Asian who is very good at cooking yet failures to perceive the inevitability of human nature. A concept that has long been forgotten over the course of ages.
by BabyYoda76 December 24, 2019
an absolute insane british boy of a being (maybe alien) who is extremely nosey and somehow teleports but also fades into the background
“Heyyyyy!”
“Hi! Did you hear what Joe did?”
“I know what Joe did” 🧍
“NO ONE was talking to you Wilson?!?!”
“Where did you come from?”
“Hi! Did you hear what Joe did?”
“I know what Joe did” 🧍
“NO ONE was talking to you Wilson?!?!”
“Where did you come from?”
by grandpatastesbad June 04, 2022
Small town in Carter county known for dirty cops, crooked town management and the birthplace of chuck norris.
Chuck Norris is from Wilson Oklahoma.
by Mae Ellie September 07, 2020
A Wilson is a person present in a GECDSB Virtual Classroom with unexpected, unusual traits. For Example, a Wilson might have the attribute to always be confused, or even get themselves involved excessively.
Wilson "Bro what does this even mean? I'm Confused"
Friend "Dude, why are you always confused? You are such a Wilson"
Friend "Dude, why are you always confused? You are such a Wilson"
by Igris2024 February 10, 2022
The greatest dog to ever exist, he would have been so proud of Jim, he may not be with his best friend Jim in person, but he will always watch over him, rest in peace you beautiful dog.
Jim: w-w-wilson, come on (soon realising he is no longer with him, sparking the saddest moment in tv history)
by JackieCrimble February 03, 2020
by Mr hunky January 16, 2022
Verb: Sex Act
To receive a Wilson, or to be Wilsoned, means that a woman on her period removes a bloody tampon, squeezes it in her hand, and slaps her partner in the face, leaving a bloody handprint, similar to the one on the Wilson volleyball in the movie "Castaway."
To receive a Wilson, or to be Wilsoned, means that a woman on her period removes a bloody tampon, squeezes it in her hand, and slaps her partner in the face, leaving a bloody handprint, similar to the one on the Wilson volleyball in the movie "Castaway."
"Dude, Mark told this chick that she's fat, and she dropped trou and pulled out her tampon! She said " I'm fat, but you're Wilson!" and smacked him right I'm the face! We all LOLOL!"
"So this guy warned me he was into weird shit, but when he asked for a Wilson, I was like WTF!"
"I have never been so grossed out as when Molly got drunk and Wilsoned two different guys at the party..."
"So this guy warned me he was into weird shit, but when he asked for a Wilson, I was like WTF!"
"I have never been so grossed out as when Molly got drunk and Wilsoned two different guys at the party..."
by C Sneaking Bear December 01, 2017