WTF

'Wtf' stands for 'where's the food'

It's as simple as that.

'Hey mom wtf? There's nothing in the fridge.'
'Oh, honey don't you remember? You are everything after you had your mental break down yesterday.'

by Wtf? Wtf. September 23, 2018

Wtf?

Stands for 'where's the food'.
Usually used with a question mark.
Could potentially be used with an exclamation point.

'Mom, wtf? There's nothing in the fridge.'
'Oh honey, don't you remember. You ate everything after you had your mental breakdown yesterday.'

by Wtf? Wtf. September 23, 2018

wtf

wtf stands for “what the fuck” And is usually said when someone is confused or mad about something/someone. It can also stand for many other things like “where the fuck” or “who the fuck”...etc.

Wtf dude? Why’d you play me like that?

by Wherearetheavacados? June 10, 2018

WTF method

One of the two possible methods of making seitan (wheat meat) at home. WTF stands for 'wash the flour', since its literally done by washing the flour, which extracts the starch from the doughball made from wheat flour. It's the oldest method of making seitan and it comes from Asia. Everyone can do it, but it does require some practice.

1. Seitan appreciation society group:
"How do I make seitan?"
"Use the WTF method."
"What's that?"
"Read the group rules and old posts."

2. "Wow, this seitan is delicious, how did you make it?"
"I used the WTF method, it tastes way better than VWG."

by CharlieTheCarp August 19, 2022

WTF

It stands for what the fuck

Woman one: WTF girl why do you drink so much beer?
Woman 2: because I'm in labor.
Woman one: girl why?!
Woman 2: because my baby is an alcoholic.
Woman one: :0

by dude stan September 6, 2022

Wtf

W-why

T-the
F-fuck I’m not on a date with Timmy Chalamet?

Like Wtf

by Melina.chalamet November 27, 2022

wtf

Abbreviation for the last three days in a workweek: Wednesday (W), Tuesday (T), Friday (F).

I'm busy all MT, but we could schedule an afternoon meeting on WTF.

by p3ps1m4n April 24, 2022