What in the kentucky fried fuck

when something baffles you so much that you can't say anything but this, this is the only thing you can say when something baffles you so much

Person: *kills your entire team in 5 seconds
Person 2: What in the kentucky fried fuck?

by EpicWordDefiner May 4, 2020

what the long neck do?

Something said by spoonkid on youtube

"What the long neck do?"

by Tp for sex August 24, 2021

what the gush

charlis way of telling you that you are dumb and need to do better

jaylee: my ex is texting me!!!
charli: what the gush

by charlicarly December 30, 2021

what doja said

Doja cat once expressed her love for guys with big noses and explained the reason was because 'you can sit on it'

*tiktok of a conventionally attractive guy with a big nose*
*comments*: what doja said

by Imnotputtingmynameheretf May 31, 2022

what color is an orange

ted you bonehead, the color is the same as it’s name.
just like a lemon.

what color is an orange?
orange.

by Aushdj August 18, 2022

wondering what to wear

When someone is just sitting there doing absolutely nothing, or next to nothing (e.g., doing something so useless they might as well be doing nothing). Just thinkin', wondering what to wear.

*playing Left 4 Dead with a couple of friends and a bot, when suddenly I'm downed*
Bot: *standing over me, doing nothing, and definitely not reviving me*
Me: "Bot, please—what the hell is it doing, man?"
Friend: "He's wondering what to wear."

by fish_dicks March 1, 2023

That's what I told my first wife.

Much like the popular phrase "that's what she said", "that's what I told my first wife" can apply to male only references. The first known use was by Michael Thor Lengies Sept. 2012.

Perfect set ups:
"It's doesn't get any harder than this." "That's what I told my first wife."

Sarcastic:
"I always wear condoms." "That's what I told my first wife."

Out of no where:
"I've got a date at 9:00." "That's what I told my first wife."

Self degrading humor:
"I'm just not a one woman man." "Yeah, that's what I told my first wife."

Thats what he said, Thats what she said, Inuendo, Sexual,

by JoeliusC September 28, 2012