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Hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas

Snorting cocaine off of a prostitute's anus.
I was up gambling all night after hitting a bumpy dirt road in Vegas.
by POWDER MONKEY March 16, 2025
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Ronaldo Vegas

A reference to a certain alleged incident involving one of the most famous football players in history.
"Did you hear? Donald Trump has been accused of Ronaldo Vegasing at least 26 women!"
"No way. I can't believe a president Ronaldo Vegas'd someone..."
by FatherStone March 27, 2025
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Lukas Vega

Lukas Vega: a person who charges $2 to enter in a school ping pong tournament.

A turtle with a long neck.
Lukas Vega the turtle was strutting around in is natural habitat.
by anonymous June 4, 2024
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Vegas taco

A smooth stripper’s pussy in Las Vegas that you put a coin in and she shoots it back at you with Tajin on it
I spent my last quarter on a Vegas taco
by Bleepbloopbop July 15, 2024
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Vegas Plugging

Sticking your fist up your homies asshole and gambling with your other hand
I Administered a Vegas Plugging on John yesterday
by halftooth2412 August 10, 2024
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Las Vegas sober

To abstain from alcohol but still partake in all and any drugs.
Person 1: “wanna do a shot?”

Person 2: “I can’t I’m Las Vegas sober, let’s do a line in the bathroom though!”
by oglimekiller March 31, 2025
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